bitingcynicism | 4th Wall Continuations

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4th Wall Continuations

[Because captcha sucks.]

[Fstsffh I'm going to die. :O

And I'm totally jumping up and perching myself on this high tree branch. Dignity, what is that?]

My dear Ferris, if you murder me I will not be able to help you making Ryner prettier.

Ah. Hmmmmm....

[Puts the sword away.]

Very well.

[Climbing down... and then ninja hugging her. :X]

[Accepting that hug!

....and punching him in the gut.]

[Fsts. Clutching his guts, ow. ;_;]

I see...you have missed me too.

My fists missed you most of all.

Ahhh, I could tell.

[More seriously]

Ryner's been sad without you, you know.

[Making the guiltiest face.]

...

I miss getting easy quests. The other knights make me work too hard.

[ :( ]

Ah, I need to give you more difficult quests when I come back. I have a reputation to keep, after all.

[I miss your money too?]

You'll do no such thing.

[ XD ]

Well, I certainly have spare time to think of them. And I bet you and Ryner are not working as hard now that I'm gone.

Yes, we're having a grand old time.

Although... when he thinks other people aren't looking, he likes to pull out the clothes you used to wear and sniff them.

Oh my, how embarrassing. The wild beast can't stop himself, can he?

[...Now that you mention it, I used to sleep wearing his Amethyst jacket, but that doesn't count because I'm completely normal and not a pervert at all.]