bitingcynicism | 4th Wall Continuations

Just what I need. Two people to beat me up on a regular basis without any break.

Ah, I always have your best interests at heart.

[He'd say something sarcastic here like "I'm sure you do, the way you constantly work me to the point of killing me" or something, but because of certain conversations with his own Sion...]

It'd be nice if you'd pay more attention to your own best interests sometimes, y'know.

[For a second, you get the surprised glance of a liar who lost his footing. What do you know? But soon the smile is right back.]

...Hm, I shall meditate upon that.

I'm serious, Sion.

[But. :(]

That might need to wait a little longer.

[It's not like I have been imprisoned in the book or anything.]

[If you're anything like the Sion he knows, then he ought to at least help your Ryner out in this endeavor. Or something.]

Nothing stopping you from at least trying to start now, right?

[Mutiny. ;;]

Ah, I'm talking to Ryner, am I not? That certainly should qualify as an interest.

[More like trying to save a sinking boat that no one will admit to. :|]

That's not what I'm talking about and you know it.

[ :|

Also, does silence count as acknowledgement? Because I think it's ellipsis time. ]

...

[It's cool, he's pretty used to silence.]

I'm sure your me would appreciate it if you'd at least pay some attention to your own needs, you know? Like remembering to eat and sleep without having someone drag you.

[Somewhat wistfully.]

Ah, not a long ago, you and Ferris were giving me napping lessons.

Ah, see? Those lessons are really useful, you know. You should learn as much as you can from them.

Hm, I am not quite sure about napping, but being together is always nice.

[...was always nice.]

[It's a good thing this Ryner doesn't know about your whole book thing.

He does, however, know about episode 24. So yes.]

...Well yeah, it is.

[Oh noes. :( ]

Ah, tell me what you two have been up to here. It seems so peaceful. Is Ferris around as well?

[Yep, volume four of the sequel. Fun times. ._.]

No, she's not. Before I ran into the one I'm pretty sure you two know, if the outfit is any indication, hadn't seen her in six months.

[Six Ferrisless months. :( ]

Ferris was the last one of us to come to Aather. She might find you really soon.

Knowing her, I wouldn't doubt it. Have to say, though, not having her around has meant more sleep~

[...only barely, but]

Ahhh, that doesn't sound very good. You sleep way too much.

Not nearly enough, more like.

Haha, I doubt it. If Sion doesn't exercise you more often, your poor bones will turn into pudding.

And if I don't get enough sleep, I'll seriously die of exhaustion.

Isn't that a little too much? I do not sleep as much as you and I am still in the realm of the living.

You're stubborn and insane.

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