4th Wall Continuations

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[madasahero]

Yes. Have I been away for too long?

[Time flows strangely in the book. '-']

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[tearsofademon]

What're you talking about? I dragged you to lunch two hours ago, don't even think about telling me you've forgotten what you put me through...

[tearsofademon]

...unless this stupid camp cloned you too, didn't it.

[madasahero]

I fear you are speaking to the original Sion, though not the only one.

[Points at the other Ryner.]

[tearsofademon]

I wouldn't know how to tell that.

[madasahero]

Perhaps you may have two Sions for the price of one. Wouldn't that be like a dream come true?

[We can make you work twice as harder!]

[tearsofademon]

Seriously? One of you is enough of a pain to deal with!

[madasahero]

Ahh, I knew you would love the idea ~

Meanwhile, would you mind enlightening us further about this place? We have come from non-biting books lands and have been deprived of many of our memories, so that might take a while.

[tearsofademon]

[>_>]

It's a stupid camp that likes making bothersome things happen, especially things that should be impossible. The only thing I'll say in its favor is that death isn't permanent, however that works, and even then...

[not that that's the only thing he thinks is a positive point, just the only one he'll say]

...And wait, what's that about your memories?

[madasahero]

[Hm :|a ]

We were kidnapped by powerful creatures, the Personae, to a dying world called Aather. In the process, they say, we have lost our memories, and so we are forced to play games to both recover ourselves and save their world.

[tearsofademon]

Seriously??

[madasahero]

Seriously.

[And that's not even the worst part of it.]

Which is why I have a very important question to pose you.

[tearsofademon]

What's that?

[madasahero]

As far as you can remember, are you and Ferris still safe?

[tearsofademon]

[...You know, that's a really difficult question to answer, actually, considering his exact pull point. (Seeing as the last thing that happened before finding himself in a swamp was encountering a goddess and fainting from blood loss.) So it'll take him a moment to figure out how to answer that.]

...Well, we're not dead yet. That's something, right?

[madasahero]

[Your life, Ryner Lute. '-'

It's a good thing I don't even remember the Nelpha massacre, though.]

...Ah, that is certainly something.

[But my dilemma gives me mixed feelings. :(]

[tearsofademon]

[Amnesia doesn't mean it isn't pretty much your fault. :|]

Seriously, we can take care of ourselves.

You, on the other hand, I'm not so sure about.

[madasahero]

[ :'( ]

Nonsense. I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself.

[I've not been target by Aather's darkness and sent to the book at all.]

[tearsofademon]

Oh really now? Because if you're anything like the Sion I know, someone has to physically drag you away from your work and force you to eat and sleep and other important things like that.

[madasahero]

[:'D]

Hm, how intriguing. I've never needed to be physically dragged away from work in my entire life.

[That's a perfectly believable lie: Y/N?]

[tearsofademon]

[very n :|]

Sure you haven't.

[madasahero]

Ahhh, perhaps you are the one who needs further motivation. Are you dodging your duties to your most perfect king again? Maybe I should borrow you for a few hours ~

[tearsofademon]

No way!

[madasahero]

Ah, I knew you would offer your services immediately. Now, now, you will certainly have to show me this place. I'm particularly interested in those biting books my Ryner told me about.

[tearsofademon]

Has losing your memory also caused you to go deaf, I wonder...?