IC: At the shooting range this dusk

[bitingcynicism]

[ITP: Stress relief. Via lots of bullets and lots of perfectly aimed bulls-eyes. Though considering the shooter's stress levels, this could go on for a bit.]

Comments

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

It's worth a try.

[forthehoard]

Then let's try.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

All right.

[forthehoard]

What should I do?

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

You have to learn to move in the same direction as them. Momentum will take care of the rest. They won't expect it, and it will give you enough time to put some distance between you or call for help.

[forthehoard]

What if they grab my arm? People don't exactly throw punches at me very often.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

You can still use it then. The angle's just different.

[forthehoard]

Show me.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

[Awesome training montage is going on here. Feel free to select your own favorite 80's song to go with.]

[forthehoard]

[She really is a fast learner when she can see the objective clearly and do it herself. Success! she now has +1 redirecting skills]

I think I'm still going to find a taser. They're fun.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

[Clearly, they will only be used for good.]

... Where are you going to find a taser?

[forthehoard]

Someone has to have one.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

Why?

[forthehoard]

Because it's something that someone has to have!

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

I don't think anyone has a taser.

[forthehoard]

Why wouldn't they?

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

Nobody carries around tasers, except for the police.

[forthehoard]

Maybe I can find some police.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

[orz]

[forthehoard]

It would be good for me to have it. Then you can have your gun back.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

That gun won't harm humans.

[forthehoard]

What? Then what's the point?

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

It's the same as this one.

[Lifts up Bloody Rose.]

They're Hunter weapons. They kill vampires.

[forthehoard]

Then you'll definitely get it back.

Though killing Eric would be fine.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

I can't, not yet.