IC: Hunters doing Hunter things

[bitingcynicism]

[Tonight, one emopire is in the process of trying to keep one Hunter president from checking out his cabin room.]

I said yours is the one further down.

Comments

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

I just mean that it's been a while...

[daddyderpest]

All this time has just helped you realise you miss me!

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

...

[daddyderpest]

[dabbing eyes dry]

Oh, Yuuki told me you were a unicorn! A unicorn, Kiryuu-kun!

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

[.......... she what?]

... What?

[daddyderpest]

Yuuki told me you all become ponies and that you were a unicorn and she had wings! I wish I could have seen it. I can only imagine how adorable my children looked.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

... That sort of stupid thing happens here. People get turned into things or change sex or age.

[daddyderpest]

--Really? Have all these things happened to Kiryuu-kun?

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

Most of them.

[daddyderpest]

Which one did you miss?

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to say it out loud. It might happen. That's the way this place works.

[daddyderpest]

How strange. Now I'll have to worry that I might turn into a woman.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

[This the only appropriate response.]

[daddyderpest]

That is quite a dampener on things. But I must march on with optimism!

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

You usually do.