IC: At the shooting range this dusk

[bitingcynicism]

[ITP: Stress relief. Via lots of bullets and lots of perfectly aimed bulls-eyes. Though considering the shooter's stress levels, this could go on for a bit.]

Comments

[forthehoard]

No, he's just boring. Really boring for someone with such an evil name. Damon definitely sounds like an evil name. Oh, and someone else who's boring but has an evil name: Stefan Salvatore. Doesn't that just say "world dictator"? But he's annoying.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

[Immediately turns back, eyes agitated.]

You met Damon?

[forthehoard]

Yeah. He looks like he has potential but is so far just telling me that he's interesting and dangerous but not doing anything that would convince me.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

Stay away from him. Stefan too.

[forthehoard]

You can't just tell me that. You know it's not going to work anyway.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

Damon is drunk out of his mind and his damned brother is nothing but an enabler. They're a waste of your time.

[forthehoard]

Oh, yeah, I was thinking about stealing alcohol for him.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

Don't push it, Parker. You don't want to get involved in their problems.

[forthehoard]

[shrugs]

Nate drinks a lot, too.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

It's not the same.

[forthehoard]

Why?

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

It just isn't.

[forthehoard]

Hm.

That's not good enough.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

You have enough trouble already, Parker.

[forthehoard]

How am I supposed to know what trouble to stay out of if I don't know what it is?

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

It's a dangerous woman that never stays too far away from them. She's insane.

Like Claire.

[forthehoard]

So, I'll just stay away from her.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

She's here because of them. Don't get involved.

[forthehoard]

Give me something to do.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

What?

[forthehoard]

If you're going to stand here and tell me all the things I'm not allowed to do, after I've just been told by someone who was going to torture me that I'm not allowed to do the only things I'm good at, then give me something to do instead. I have to do something.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

. . .

[forthehoard]

No? Then I'll keep on figuring it out for myself.

[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

... What do you know about defending yourself?

[forthehoard]

I'm pretty good at fighting. I know it's hard to believe, but everyone here's too fast. I'm fine against normal people. I can shoot a gun but those are messy. I'm also good at stabbing.